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I confess. I’m a baby fun-sucker. I suck the fun out of a lot of playtime with Benjamin. How?
I hide the toys I don’t like. Which are pretty much all the ones that are small enough to fit under the couch. Or the ones that play annoying music (incessantly!) or talk.
Thank goodness Benjamin doesn’t usually even know when his toys are missing, but occasionally he’ll get his hands on something like a tiny, slippery ball, and it shoots right underneath the couch, or something that sings songs and talks. Like this:
Sorry, Mom.
Toys that are quiet and large get huge plus points in my book. Apart from it being obnoxious to have to keep pulling toys out from underneath our furniture, it’s also nasty. My arm usually comes back fully covered in dog hair and pieces of unidentified old food. On top of that, Cooper loves to steal and chew the small toys – he can’t snag the big ones.
I may or may not have taped down the sliding volume button on Ben’s new keyboard, so it’s permanently set to “low.” And hidden the tiny basketball for his basketball hoop.
Hey. Cut me some slack. I’m home all day rescuing said small toys from under the furniture, and listening to loud musical toys. This keeps me halfway sane.
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ReplyDeleteWhy American men should not marry American women
http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/
I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?
American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.
This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.
I encourage ALL American men to NEVER MARRY American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.
Tens of millions of American men have had their lives completely destroyed by American women through the following crimes:
1. False rape accusations (it has been proven that up to 80 percent of rape accusations are FALSE)
2. False domestic violence (DV) charges (same as above, and up to 40 percent of domestic violence victims are MALE, with their female partners INITIATING the violence)
3. False sexual harassment charges
4. Financial destruction of men in divorce courts through alimony and support payments (women get up to 95 percent of their ex-husband's income and savings, as well as the house, car, etc)
5. Emotional destruction of men by ex-wives who have stolen their children from them and forbidden the fathers from having custody or contact with their own children
6. Divorced dads who commit suicide as a result
A few more reasons to stay away from American women?
-25 percent of American women take psychiatric drugs for mental illnesses.
-25 percent of women under the age of 30 have at least one STD.
-85 percent of divorces in America are INITIATED by women, thus women are responsible for the vast majority of divorces.
-70 percent of criminals in America were raised by single mothers, thus feminism is responsible for most crime in America.
-The majority of child molestation, child abuse, and child murder in America is done by WOMEN.
-American women are NINE TIMES more likely to murder their own children than the biological father
Another thing I noticed, is that whenever you bring up the topic of American men marrying asian women in front of an American woman, she will make some racist and hateful comment about asian women, calling them "slaves" or "mail order brides". My question is this: If American women are so "independent", "confident", "strong", and "empowered" like they claim to be, why do they feel threatened by Asian women? Why are American women so jealous towards Asian women? The real reason is this- Asian women are 1000 times superior to American women, and any American man who has dated/married an Asian woman will tell you this.
If you want to get married, find a nice foreign girl from Asia, or South America, or Russia/Eastern Europe. DO NOT MARRY AN AMERICAN WOMAN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
Over 50 percent of American women are single, without a boyfriend or husband; so the fact is most American men no longer want to marry American women. Let these worthless American women grow old living alone with their 10 cats.
American women are living in their own pathetic little fantasy world, where they think they are a perfect little princess. Sorry, but you are NOT a perfect little princess.
Give American women the husband they deserve- NONE!
BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!
Sincerely,
John Rambo, Anti-feminist Soldier
John.Rambo@crimesagainstfathers.com
LW was given this Learn N' Learn Love to Play Puppy as a baby... I agree, it's one of the most annoying, obnoxious baby toys... ANDDD, NK just got the PINK one for Christmas (sighs) I say keep doing what you're doing to maintain sanity, HA!
ReplyDeleteI'm not bothered by a ton of toys. There are a few that are obnoxious as hell. The Stinky series trucks DON'T BUY THEM EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER. They are loud, annoying, and the firetruck shoots these balls and it makes this horrific click sound that is louder than the vocals.
ReplyDeleteMy kid had to have one last christmas and omg I've taken all the balls because I can't stand the clicking sound lol.
For the most part though I'm not too bothered by stuff. I don't like a lot of little stuff I hate digging crap out from under the couch ugh.
OK, so perhaps my post wasn't exactly a "mom" confession...but it counts anyway, right??
ReplyDeletelmao! So funny! EVERYTHING of V's is annoying. I tune it out. It's a gift.
ReplyDeletelol......ugh I tell you we got that dog for our daughter on her 1st bday and it is annoying. I am a fun sucker too.....with all of those noisy toys. Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteI do the same thing. There are a bunch of toys that my kids get that go missing or quiet all of a sudden.
ReplyDeleteOh, we just got that little singing, swaying, ear flopping beauty you have pictured here for Jacob's first birthday. He loves it. Thank goodness for storage ottomans so that I can rotate toys in an out before they annoy the living daylights out of me. I am learning to tune stuff out. Coffee helps immensely.
ReplyDeleteOh my lanta! I do not blame you even a little! I so understand this whole thing and I'm not even a mom! I put out my own personal requests when I was a teenager: no Winnie the Pooh and please no noisy toys. Although, I've decided I may be royally screwed because my husband is a musician- so our eventual child will love the noisy crap.
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